hungry

online recipes
fill my news feed all day long.
made toast for dinner.

really

I want to kill you
for saying "literally."
(not literally.)

giving thanks

Yuck, I feel bloated.
Not eating another thing!
Okay, one more bite...

Halloween, hmm...what?

we're celebrating
satan? ghosts? skulls? and zombies?
and also chocolate

parenting

if you like odd things
you'll like being a parent-
like watching train wrecks

to other drivers

When you learned to drive
is it likely you forgot
to turn your brain on?

surprise it's just me

a glimpse of myself
caught in the bathroom mirror-
what's mom doing here?